The Grim Tooth of the Matter

The Tooth Fairy has become the latest victim of the economic downturn.  British milk producer Cravendale says that the average amount she’s leaving left under pillows in exchange for a tooth has dropped from £1.22 to 87p in the past six months.  The figures also show that 38% of British children do not get any money from the tooth fairy at all.  Fortunately, Irish children are yet to suffer such a fate.  Some farmers’ children are reported to be finding thousands of Euro under their mattresses, whether they’ve lost a tooth or not.