Ready-made Seoige & O’Shea replacement

If – Heaven forfend – Gráinne Seoige decides to follow Joe O’Shea and quit the cosy late-afternoon chat show, RTE bosses needn’t panic for too long. 

They simply need to poach TV3’s Colette Fitzpatrick who, as the cover shot from RSVP magazine, below, shows, looks like a convenient hybrid of the two of them.  That’s a proper BOGOF offer that no licence-fee payer or custodian could afford to turn down, surely?

4 thoughts on “Ready-made Seoige & O’Shea replacement

  1. Oh my,I assumed your mentioning this magazine before was part of your usual rant and did not actually take you seriously. But it does in fact exist. How horrendous.

  2. Yer wan – It’s ‘Munster’s Social Diary’ no less. You can’t make stuff like that up.

    Re: “your usual rant” – it’s a well known fact that Scots rant. Even predictive text knows that.

  3. My mistake. I shall ensure in future that any comments I make in relation to you stereotype you sufficiently.

  4. I agree with you. If you poach TV3’s Collette – in boiling water for at least 3 minutes – she’ll be absolutely the perfect replacement for Grainne and Joe. She’s a bit of a bunny boiler anyhow (just needs to dye the hair blonde)!

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