If – Heaven forfend – Gráinne Seoige decides to follow Joe O’Shea and quit the cosy late-afternoon chat show, RTE bosses needn’t panic for too long.
They simply need to poach TV3’s Colette Fitzpatrick who, as the cover shot from RSVP magazine, below, shows, looks like a convenient hybrid of the two of them. That’s a proper BOGOF offer that no licence-fee payer or custodian could afford to turn down, surely?
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Oh my,I assumed your mentioning this magazine before was part of your usual rant and did not actually take you seriously. But it does in fact exist. How horrendous.
Yer wan – It’s ‘Munster’s Social Diary’ no less. You can’t make stuff like that up.
Re: “your usual rant” – it’s a well known fact that Scots rant. Even predictive text knows that.
My mistake. I shall ensure in future that any comments I make in relation to you stereotype you sufficiently.
I agree with you. If you poach TV3’s Collette – in boiling water for at least 3 minutes – she’ll be absolutely the perfect replacement for Grainne and Joe. She’s a bit of a bunny boiler anyhow (just needs to dye the hair blonde)!