Well, if this doesn’t put the Ross back in your Cromarty, you’re already immune. It appears my old country wants its ex-pats back. Well, if Connery fancies paying taxes there again, and Lulu is prepared to go on a hunt for her long-jettisoned accent, maybe I will go back. For a weekend. The song carries a similarly realistic call to patriotic duty as Ireland’s last budget, and I expect the campaign will be every bit as effective as the new anti-drink-driving song.