I wouldn’t say vaginally delivered is the problem. We’ve all been there, literally. Well about 75pc, give or take…
The problem is the victim mentality. It feels like watching a discovery channel piece on a serial killer. He can strike any time, anywhere, even if you’re standing up – he’s The Impregnator, and you better watch out, love, coz you’re fookin next.
Why must they horse their own ignorance about the place? As for the child (and he looks like a beautiful wee fella and congrtulations to the pair of them) – there’s finding out that you were an accident, and then there’s THIS.
I Have Grave News 
Oh my.
I cannot believe it. ‘Vaginally delivered’ *shudders at imagery*
EEEK. – I can’t believe they failed to mention that Ham Sandwich’s album was delivered through the rear end.
I love this. Delicious, so it is.
I wouldn’t say vaginally delivered is the problem. We’ve all been there, literally. Well about 75pc, give or take…
The problem is the victim mentality. It feels like watching a discovery channel piece on a serial killer. He can strike any time, anywhere, even if you’re standing up – he’s The Impregnator, and you better watch out, love, coz you’re fookin next.
Why must they horse their own ignorance about the place? As for the child (and he looks like a beautiful wee fella and congrtulations to the pair of them) – there’s finding out that you were an accident, and then there’s THIS.
Put. It. Away.